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Calvin.

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Calvin.

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- Calvin!
- Yeah, what? What?

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- What?
- Oh, I'm sorry, baby. Did I wake you?

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You could've woke the dead, Tina.

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Do you hear that scratching?

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What? That?

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Shh! Don't talk!

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That.

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I don't know. M-Maybe
it's a spider or something.

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Spiders don't make noise.

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All right, well, it sounds like
it's coming from the kitchen.

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It's got to be Malcolm and Marty.

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At 5:00 in the morning?

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With all that legal weed
out there? Absolutely.

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I don't know, Calvin.
It-it sounds like it could be an animal.

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Could you just go look?

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Hey, I'll look when I get up, okay?

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Oh, baby, I don't... All right.

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Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, no, no.

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Baby, please.

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I cannot sleep with that.

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Just-just go check it out.

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Fine.

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I mean, you know...

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But once I brush my teeth,
that's usually it for me.

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So much for gender equality.

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Thank you, baby.

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- Whoa!
- What?!

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- Get out! Get out of here!
- What, what, what, what?

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- Get out of here!
- What, what?

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Oh, you picked the wrong house tonight.

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Babe?

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- Babe, you good?
- Give me back my slipper!

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Slipper? Oh. All right.

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Well, it sounds like you got it.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh, my God.

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- What was it?
- I don't know, baby.

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Either it was a large
raccoon or a small panda.

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Well, did you have to
make this big a mess?

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I didn't do it. That thing did.

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Look, babe, when I came in
here, that's when he saw me.

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And then we squared off, right?

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Now, he had eyes as red as the devil.

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So then, so then I hit him with
the two-piece. Hey, hey. Hey.

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Hey. So then, but he's like,

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"Oh, what's up? What's up with that?"

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Then I was like, "Oh!" So then,
so then he came at me, right?

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So then I grabbed him, I was like,
ugh, and I put him in a full nelson.

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And I was choking him, he's like, "Aah!"

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And I was choking him. But then,
but then he flipped me back over.

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So then he started choking me,
and I was like, "Get off me."

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But his hands was too small
to go around my whole neck

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so he couldn't get around my whole neck.

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So then I hit him with the Ice Cube,
I was like, "Yo, we got a problem here?"

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Right? So then,
then he came running at me.

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I grabbed him, I
flipped him around here,

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and I field-goaled
him out the front door.

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Whew.

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Oh, my God!

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There's footprints in my lasagna!

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Well, what does the
pest control guy say?

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Well, nothing, babe.

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I'm still hearing the hold music,

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but I ain't mad because
they playing the Whispers.

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Calvin.

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Can you call another company?

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Babe, I'm a half hour
invested on this one.

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If you can't get a pest
control guy on the phone,

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I'm calling a Realtor, and if
he answers first, we're moving.

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- Wait, hold on.
- I'm not doing this.

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- Whoa-whoa-whoa, bab-baby...
- I'm not doing...

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Representative.

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Representative. Representative.

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Agent.

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Operator.

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Person.

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Yes, English.

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Or Spanish? ¡Nosotros!

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Don't mean to be pest-imistic,

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but, uh...

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it was definitely a raccoon.

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So we're going to put
down like 16 bear traps?

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We could, if you sign a waiver saying

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we're not responsible for
anybody losing a leg or a child.

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Well, we don't have a
child, so where do we sign?

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Tina, what are you doing?
You're just throwing all this food away?

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I'm not eating raccoon-touched food.

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Have you ever seen a
raccoon wash his hands?

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They actually do. There's this
great video on YouTube where...

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Oh, oh, yeah, I seen that.

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'Cause they look like little
people. They like...

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- You mind if I check inside?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

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Uh, look at all this food
you're wasting. You know, Tina,

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I recently started composting.

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Yeah, I know.

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For a man with a job, you spend
a lot of time digging in my garbage.

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Tina, did you get my text?

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Probably.

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Child, I didn't look. What?

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School's canceled today 'cause
of the fires up in the mountains.

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- Air quality is unsafe for the kids.
- Oh.

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That never happened in Hickory Corners.

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We had closures for
blizzards, tornadoes, frogs.

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Frogs?

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After the tornadoes, it
would actually rain frogs.

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Gemma, where are you from?
The Book of Leviticus?

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We had really nice Octobers.

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I know today was the day
you were going to post

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the casting decisions for the
spring musical, but you'll...

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Wow, a raccoon did all of this?

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Calvin helped.

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- Hey.
- Okay, it's looking like

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your point of entry is your chimney.

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We can put a mesh cap at
the top to inhibit access.

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Ooh, let's put two in for
safety... and electrify it.

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So this mesh thing is
gonna stop the raccoons?

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And Santa Claus.

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'Cause, you see, 'cause...
the chimney is where...

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- that's where Santa comes down.
- Yeah.

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Hilarious. I get it.

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Truth is, if they want in,

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they're gonna find another access point.

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Best thing to do is to figure out what's

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attracting them in the first place.

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Some new food source around...
Fruit trees, dumpsters?

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Dave!

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Dave?

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Do you know what your
compost is doing? Ooh!

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I have been waiting
for you to ask me that.

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I'm returning organic waste to the soil

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instead of letting it rot in landfills.

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Well, guess what.

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It's attracting raccoons.

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Aw. You know, composting brings

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all the creatures together.

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Not "aw." One of them
broke into my house,

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and now I don't have a left slipper.

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What am I supposed to
do with one slipper? Huh?

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Hello, Mr. Raccoon.

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Come get your other slipper!

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Mama, where's all the food?

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I'm not keeping any food in this house

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after some rodent trampled all over it.

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Well, actually, uh,
raccoons are not Rodentia,

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they are Carnivora.

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Which is kind of a misnomer
because they're omnivorous, so...

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Yo, Marty. Read the room.

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Wait, so are you saying there
is no food in this house?

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Looks like you'll have to eat at home.

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But we don't have food at home.

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I mean, we knew this day would come.

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You think you'll be ready
for it, but you're not.

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Okay, look, we're all going
to need food, all right?

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Why don't you guys go
pick up some takeout?

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- Oh, okay.
- Okay.

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Got you, Mama. Whatever you want. Uh...

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Credit card?

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- It's our treat.
- Yeah, I'm sure.

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Hey.

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About those auditions

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for the spring musical.

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You know that seventh
grader Cooper Brockwell?

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You were probably wondering
if he's the same Brockwell

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as in the school's Brockwell
Performing Arts Center.

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I wasn't wondering.

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Oh, good.

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But he is.

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Oh, so wait a minute.

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Are you saying that I have
to cast this Brockwell kid

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because his parents
paid for the theater?

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Grandparents.

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His parents paid for the library.

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And no, of course I'm not saying that.

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You should cast whoever's the best.

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Great.

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- Was Cooper the best?
- Oh, no.

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I'm just glad you don't
feel any pressure to cast him

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just because, without his grandfather,

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there wouldn't be a musical at all.

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You know, now I'm
feeling a little pressure.

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No, don't, don't, don't.

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It is a nice theater, though, isn't it?

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Oh, my God.

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It's always just one
thing after another with you.

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Remember when you
installed those solar panels?

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Yeah, I reduced my carbon footprint

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and I cut my utility bill in half.

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Wrong. You caused a blackout,

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and I had to stop a mob
from beating your ass.

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And what about when you
started collecting rainwater?

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We were in a drought.
I decreased my water consumption.

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And this neighborhood was
swarming with mosquitoes.

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The kid down the street
got bit in his eye.

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I had to stop his daddy
from beating your ass.

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Okay. Well, to be fair,

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that was the same guy
from the blackout, and...

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- I think he has anger issues.
- Okay.

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Oh, look, it's one of
those emergency alerts.

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It says that there's a...

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mountain lion loose in the neighborhood.

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Wait a second. You guys got an alert?

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I didn't get an alert.

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It's telling us to shelter in place.

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You all are getting this?

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It's only my phone that
doesn't care about me?

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Remain indoors until Animal Control

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can find and sedate the lion.

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Ha! You ain't got to tell me.

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Yeah, with Black people,
you just need two words,

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"mountain" and "lion," and
we ain't going out there.

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100-year-old Bernice
Truck has always had a dream.

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There's a mountain lion
loose in the neighborhood,

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and all the local news
wants to talk about

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is a 100-year-old lady who's skydiving.

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I mean, at this point,
what's she really risking?

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Baby, don't say that.

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Hold on.

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Grover's home.

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Our son is in our house alone.

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No. What? You can't go out there, Gemma.

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There's a mountain lion. Are you crazy?

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See? That's why they need those alerts.

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Okay, Gemma, look, let's not panic.

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All right, he's fine.
He's in the house. The doors are shut.

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Grover knows not to open
the door for strangers.

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What about mountain lions?

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Okay, well, Gemma,
if Grover doesn't know

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not to open the door for a mountain
lion, we have bigger problems.

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Grover. Grover, can you hear me?

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Hey, Mom.

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There's a mountain lion on the loose.

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I know. I got an alert on my phone.

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You got to be kidding me.
Yeah... my phone wants me dead.

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Grover. Stay inside.

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Don't open the door for
any person... or animal.

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We'll be over as soon as we can.

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So, first I don't get to go
to school because of a fire,

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and now I have to hang out in my house

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without supervision
for who knows how long?

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I know, sweetie.

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Poor little thing.

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If this is the House of the Dragon,

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then where's the dragon?

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This is nothing but ladies taking baths.

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Mom would definitely say
this is not appropriate.

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But Mom's not here.

249
00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:47,440
And we will also have the
Carolina pulled pork sandwich.

250
00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:50,086
Oh, yeah, bread on the side
so it doesn't get soggy.

251
00:11:50,097 --> 00:11:52,299
Yeah, uh, bread on the side.

252
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,114
Extra sauce, also on the side.

253
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:56,519
- Extra sauce, please.
- Mm-hmm.

254
00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:58,398
On the side. On the side.

255
00:11:58,409 --> 00:11:59,952
Don't let it touch the bread.

256
00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:03,542
And we will also have
the full rack of ribs.

257
00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:06,865
Oh, is that more Memphis
style or Texas style?

258
00:12:07,328 --> 00:12:10,514
- They are pig style, Marty.
- Okay.

259
00:12:11,009 --> 00:12:14,817
Oh, ask if their coleslaw
is more soupy or dry.

260
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,172
Would you hold on for
one second, please?

261
00:12:19,899 --> 00:12:21,467
No, I will not ask them that.

262
00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,386
They about to spit in our food, man.

263
00:12:26,018 --> 00:12:27,867
You cannot be this
high maintenance, Marty.

264
00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:29,447
You are not pretty enough.

265
00:12:29,989 --> 00:12:32,191
They don't know how pretty I am. Please.

266
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,024
Oh, great, see, now that's Mama calling.

267
00:12:36,035 --> 00:12:37,710
And she is worse than you are.

268
00:12:37,721 --> 00:12:40,669
Man, I ain't got time for this.
I'm gonna just finish this order.

269
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,915
Hello? Yes, that will be all, please.

270
00:12:42,926 --> 00:12:45,332
Oh, no, ooh, ask if their lemon pie

271
00:12:45,343 --> 00:12:47,778
has more whipped cream or meringue.

272
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,571
I'm so sorry. The call dropped.

273
00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:53,623
I just saw you hang up.

274
00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,424
That's why it dropped.

275
00:12:57,749 --> 00:13:01,253
Okay, well, please call me
back when you get this, Malcolm.

276
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,498
I mean, them mountain
lions is getting close.

277
00:13:04,509 --> 00:13:06,567
Look, babe, that's the Johnsons' house.

278
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,579
- No.
- What?

279
00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,592
Uh, the Black Johnsons.

280
00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:12,572
I can tell because they leave

281
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,459
their Christmas lights up all year long.

282
00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:17,939
Mm. I kind of like it.
It keeps me in the spirit.

283
00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:21,370
It's March. There should
not be a Santa on that roof.

284
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,867
Somebody's getting hangry.

285
00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:29,606
Dave, I don't know what the hell
that means, but I am not in the mood.

286
00:13:29,617 --> 00:13:31,705
I am hungry and I'm angry.

287
00:13:34,707 --> 00:13:36,372
I'm starving, too.

288
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,218
You know what?

289
00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:40,358
Some of those boxes you
threw out were sealed.

290
00:13:40,369 --> 00:13:43,110
- I'm getting some Triscuits.
- Ooh. What?

291
00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:45,421
Will you see if there's
anything sweet in there? Like a...

292
00:13:45,432 --> 00:13:47,209
Like a scone or an éclair?

293
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,455
David, I'm going to the trash.

294
00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:51,402
I'm not popping by the bakery.

295
00:14:00,493 --> 00:14:01,936
Something knocked over our trash cans.

296
00:14:01,947 --> 00:14:04,181
Oh, no. The raccoon is back.

297
00:14:04,192 --> 00:14:06,461
Oh, no, this was way
bigger than a raccoon.

298
00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:09,542
Oh, my God. It's the mountain lion.

299
00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:11,873
Before we all die,

300
00:14:12,044 --> 00:14:14,775
I just want to make it clear that, Dave,

301
00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:17,022
- this is all your fault!
- That's right.

302
00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:20,385
How so?

303
00:14:20,396 --> 00:14:22,292
Because your composting

304
00:14:22,303 --> 00:14:25,489
attracted the raccoons, which made Tina

305
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,595
throw out our food, which
drew the mountain lion

306
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,219
- right to our front door.
- Mm-hmm.

307
00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:32,267
I should've let that man beat your ass.

308
00:14:32,278 --> 00:14:34,180
You should've.

309
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,413
I can't leave our son alone.

310
00:14:36,424 --> 00:14:38,650
I don't care what's out there.
I'm going to be with my son.

311
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:40,089
All right, honey. Wait.

312
00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:56,853
- What were they saying?
- Whatever it was, it translates to.

313
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,777
"Get your butt back
in the house, woman."

314
00:15:00,874 --> 00:15:03,109
Look, Grover's alone.

315
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,962
He must be so scared.

316
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,668
Okay.

317
00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:11,164
Now let's find out

318
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:13,659
why I'm not allowed to watch Euphoria.

319
00:15:24,396 --> 00:15:25,464
Yo...

320
00:15:25,475 --> 00:15:27,761
What is with all the helicopters?

321
00:15:27,772 --> 00:15:29,374
It's got to be a police chase.

322
00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:32,456
I hope it's still on TV.

323
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:34,648
I hope it's not us.

324
00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:40,100
Yo.

325
00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:42,060
Look at all this trash.

326
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:45,457
Uh-oh. Somebody's gonna
have to clean all this up.

327
00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:48,880
- Not it.
- Hold on, hey, hey, hey, hey.

328
00:15:48,891 --> 00:15:50,727
Are you really going
to be that juvenile?

329
00:15:52,161 --> 00:15:53,798
- Yes.
- No!

330
00:15:53,809 --> 00:15:54,843
Malcolm!

331
00:15:55,981 --> 00:15:57,464
Hey, hey. I got the food.

332
00:15:57,475 --> 00:15:58,876
Are you crazy?

333
00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:00,975
Why didn't you answer the
phone when I called you?

334
00:16:00,986 --> 00:16:02,820
There's a mountain lion loose out there.

335
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,533
Out where? I didn't get an alert.

336
00:16:04,544 --> 00:16:07,348
Oh, it's not just me. Yes.

337
00:16:08,974 --> 00:16:10,176
Where's your brother?

338
00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:11,819
He's out there cleaning up the garbage.

339
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:13,915
Oh, my God. Calvin, go get my baby.

340
00:16:13,926 --> 00:16:15,712
- I'm on it.
- I'll go with you, Pop.

341
00:16:15,723 --> 00:16:18,598
Oh, no, you won't. Uh-uh.
You could get killed.

342
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,461
I'll go.

343
00:16:20,472 --> 00:16:22,081
- Yeah, go ahead, Dave.
- Go, go.

344
00:16:22,574 --> 00:16:23,961
Go!

345
00:16:25,237 --> 00:16:26,373
Daddy!

346
00:16:26,384 --> 00:16:28,170
Don't let me go out like this!

347
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,004
Oh.

348
00:16:30,903 --> 00:16:34,149
I've never been to Japan.
I've never whitewater rafted.

349
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,796
There's two or three
more Avatars coming out.

350
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,215
Well, what do you do
with a mountain lion?

351
00:16:40,226 --> 00:16:42,395
I think you're supposed
to punch it in the nose.

352
00:16:42,783 --> 00:16:44,930
- That's a shark.
- Okay. All right.

353
00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:47,245
Uh, stay perfectly still.

354
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,074
That's a T. rex.

355
00:16:49,085 --> 00:16:51,119
Well, I'm hearing a lot of noes.

356
00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,357
- Why don't you throw out some ideas?
- Okay, okay.

357
00:16:53,368 --> 00:16:54,952
Marty, what you got in the bag?

358
00:16:54,963 --> 00:16:57,599
It's a Carolina pulled pork sandwich.

359
00:16:58,069 --> 00:17:00,204
Bread on the side, sauce on the side.

360
00:17:01,135 --> 00:17:03,036
You are your mama's son.

361
00:17:04,286 --> 00:17:05,578
All right, you know what?

362
00:17:05,677 --> 00:17:08,379
I got this. Okay? Come on.

363
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,333
All right, everybody just stay still.

364
00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:13,044
Hey, big cat.

365
00:17:13,511 --> 00:17:15,970
Hey there, Mr. Lion.

366
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,571
How you doing? You want some barbecue?

367
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:23,125
- Whoa!
- Mama. Okay.

368
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:26,120
N-Nice smile. Nice
smile. I like it. Okay.

369
00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:29,519
All right. It's good
barbecue. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

370
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,184
Okay... You eat meat, right?

371
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:35,684
You're not one of those
vegan L.A. lions, are you?

372
00:17:35,695 --> 00:17:37,372
Go! Get in there!

373
00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:39,094
We haven't tried this particular place,

374
00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:40,907
but it did get four stars on Yelp.

375
00:17:41,914 --> 00:17:44,016
It's a mountain lion, not a food critic.

376
00:17:45,049 --> 00:17:46,364
Okay.

377
00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:50,782
Go, go, go! Shut the door, go shut it!

378
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,060
Go shut the door!

379
00:17:52,418 --> 00:17:53,896
Whoo! Oh!

380
00:17:54,389 --> 00:17:56,360
- Whew.
- We got him!

381
00:17:56,829 --> 00:17:59,899
Don't mess with the dynamic duo.

382
00:18:00,239 --> 00:18:01,574
Duo?

383
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:04,392
Dave, I went face to
face with a mountain lion.

384
00:18:04,403 --> 00:18:06,171
All you did was shut the door.

385
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,831
Oh, my God, Daddy.

386
00:18:09,842 --> 00:18:11,210
You saved my life.

387
00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:14,724
You guys are my Blackman and Robin.

388
00:18:17,135 --> 00:18:20,839
If the TV news comes
by, you got to say that.

389
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,278
Which one am I?

390
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:33,656
... where the mountain lion was sedated

391
00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:36,174
and will be released back into the wild.

392
00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:38,083
Coming up after the break,

393
00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:41,304
a 100-year-old woman dies
in a skydiving accident.

394
00:18:44,777 --> 00:18:46,491
And there you go, little bro.

395
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,303
Oh. Now, just so you know,

396
00:18:48,314 --> 00:18:51,354
uh, I wanted to come out there
and save you, but, uh, you know,

397
00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:52,832
Mama wouldn't let me.

398
00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:54,796
Aw. It's okay, Malcolm.

399
00:18:54,807 --> 00:18:56,909
Sometimes fear immobilizes you.

400
00:18:59,812 --> 00:19:02,047
I said Mama wouldn't let me.

401
00:19:03,014 --> 00:19:05,450
It's okay to be afraid
of lions, big brother.

402
00:19:05,658 --> 00:19:07,059
I still look up to you.

403
00:19:10,403 --> 00:19:12,805
Grover, don't you want any food?

404
00:19:13,411 --> 00:19:15,981
Thanks, Mom, but...

405
00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:18,810
I'm good.

406
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,802
Poor kid must have
been worried sick. Aw.

407
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,749
Look, I know today
has been crazy, and...

408
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:29,122
we didn't get a chance to talk
about the whole school musical thing.

409
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:32,159
Oh, it's fine. Today reminded
me of what's really important.

410
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,582
Don't worry about casting
that Brockwell kid.

411
00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:37,037
You're in charge. You
cast whoever you want.

412
00:19:37,048 --> 00:19:38,350
Oh, thank you.

413
00:19:38,361 --> 00:19:40,167
But I totally understand, you know,

414
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:44,211
you're under a lot of pressure,
so I will put Cooper in the musical.

415
00:19:44,222 --> 00:19:46,865
He can be townsperson number two.

416
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,298
Townsperson number two?

417
00:19:49,309 --> 00:19:51,723
His only line is, "Here comes Shrek."

418
00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:53,363
But it's your call.

419
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,548
Hey, Dave. I know I'm
hard on you sometimes, but

420
00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:00,840
you really stepped up out there today.

421
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,409
Thanks for having my back.

422
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:05,023
That's what best friends
are for. And you know what?

423
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:09,445
I am going to share some of the
fruits of my composting with you.

424
00:20:09,456 --> 00:20:11,018
Grew these in my garden.

425
00:20:11,029 --> 00:20:12,224
Uh...

426
00:20:12,235 --> 00:20:14,850
I'm not going to eat a
strawberry you grew in the trash.

427
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,316
You're missing out.

428
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,700
It's so... It's so...

429
00:20:25,711 --> 00:20:27,079
It's so good.

430
00:20:30,809 --> 00:20:32,811
What? You're not gonna compost that?

431
00:20:41,251 --> 00:20:46,251
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